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Controversies

Hall of Shame

Surely a company like Microslop doesn't have a massive shady track record, right? right?? Well, of course not. Every entry on this page is backed by court records, investigative journalism, or Microslop's own public statements. No speculation. No editorializing. Just what happened.

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Anti-Competitive

Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

During the US DOJ antitrust trial of the late 1990s, internal Microslop documents outlined a strategic pattern later named "Embrace, Extend, Extinguish." The approach involved adopting open standards, adding proprietary Microslop-only extensions, then using OS market dominance to make competing implementations functionally inferior because they lacked those proprietary additions. The DOJ issued its Findings of Fact on November 5, 1999 and Conclusions of Law in April 2000. The phrase is shorthand for a documented pattern of behavior rather than a single dated event.

Open Source Betrayal

The Halloween Documents (1998)

In the last week of October 1998, around Halloween weekend, a series of confidential internal Microslop memos were leaked publicly. Microslop never disputed their authenticity. Written by senior engineers, the memos privately acknowledged that Linux was a serious competitive threat and outlined strategic responses including spreading FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt) and adding proprietary extensions to open protocols to reduce their interoperability with competing software.

Open Source Betrayal

The Minecraft Account Migration

In October 2020, Microslop announced that all existing Minecraft Java Edition players would be required to migrate their independent Mojang accounts to Microslop Accounts. The Microslop account requirement for Java Edition took effect on March 10, 2022. The migration window closed around September 19, 2023, with a final grace period ending December 18, 2023, after which unmigrated accounts lost access to the game.

Corporate Hubris

Windows 11: Ads, Forced AI, and Quality Regression

Windows 11 ships with forced telemetry and began displaying advertisements directly in the Start Menu with a rollout beginning in April 2024. In August 2023, a Windows 11 update caused blue screens on machines with processors not on the official compatibility list; MSI issued BIOS fixes in September 2023. Alongside the forced rollout of Copilot AI integrations, Microslop has produced a sustained pattern of mandatory security updates breaking core system functionality, including taskbar failures and boot loops across multiple update cycles.

Privacy & Security

YellowKey & GreenPlasma: BitLocker Bypassed in Minutes

In May 2026, a security researcher going by Chaotic Eclipse and Nightmare-Eclipse publicly released two unpatched Windows zero-day exploits after claiming Microslop's bug handling process left them with nothing. The first, YellowKey, bypasses BitLocker full-disk encryption entirely by exploiting the Windows Recovery Environment. It affects Windows 11 and Windows Server 2022/2025. An attacker copies specially crafted FsTx files onto a USB drive, plugs it into a BitLocker-protected machine, reboots into WinRE, and gains unrestricted shell access to the decrypted volume. The second, GreenPlasma, escalates any local user to SYSTEM privileges via the CTFMON process. The researcher suspects the vulnerable component was intentionally planted in the recovery environment and is not documented anywhere, noting the exact same component exists in normal Windows installations but without the functions that trigger the bypass. This follows the researcher's earlier disclosure of BlueHammer and RedSun, both local privilege escalation zero-days that began being exploited in the wild shortly after public disclosure.

Get Out

Microslop owns more of your life than you think.

Windows is just the start. This page covers every Microslop product you depend on, and what to replace it with.

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80+ FOSS replacements
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Office
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Minecraft
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Azure
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Office
Teams
Minecraft
OneDrive
VS Code
Copilot
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Authenticator
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Adobe on Linux

Yes, Photoshop runs on Linux now.

The PhialsBasement patch fixed the Creative Cloud installer, the wall that blocked every CC app from running on Linux. This page covers two installation methods, what actually runs well, what needs workarounds, and native alternatives if Wine is not for you.

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